An Ode to Edward Cullen by Stephenie Meyer

He can dazzle with his liquid topaz eyes,
But you should also expect psychotic car brake cutting times

Although a vegetarian with blood lust,
he can easily garner your trust

Glitters like a diamond under the sun,
sparkling vampires are such fun

Happy happy joy joy,
even though he believes he is eternally damned
I am quite a fan

Mr. Darcy 2.0, with tousled bronze hair and
A velvet caressed voice

Love’s an ignorant whiny brat,
Please, Dear God, make it stop

Born on June 20^th 1901, a merry gift to the world at large
Edward Cullen owns my heart.

- Written by Ani K., 15, Teen Angst connoisseur.

[Librarian's note: Don't know what the fuss is all about? Read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight (book 1), New Moon (book 2), and Eclipse (book 3), and get on the request list for the eagerly anticipated fourth book in the series, Breaking Dawn, releasing August 2nd!]